tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12015785661602671762024-03-13T17:46:28.894-04:00Harebrained HaikuA mundane, silly attempt at poetry.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comBlogger19125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-21149575498701225952012-02-16T11:30:00.000-05:002012-02-16T11:30:33.115-05:00PenisLet me just say this:<br />
Penis, Penis, Penis. There.<br />
That is all for now.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-10128024030516142502011-12-30T09:58:00.002-05:002011-12-30T09:59:24.908-05:00Betty Crocker is a Lying BitchMoist, Chewy Brownies...<br />
Instead, the damned box should read<br />
Ass Fatter-NatorSusie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-36041051905546797012011-12-30T09:56:00.000-05:002011-12-30T09:56:18.201-05:00LaundryOh, beloved sock;<br />
Once a pair and now single...<br />
I know how that feels.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-87999614689064907942011-12-30T09:51:00.002-05:002011-12-30T09:51:56.948-05:00SnowOh, wintry white stuff,<br />
Please only fall on my grass<br />
And not my driveway...Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-17654887707832640442011-12-27T08:16:00.000-05:002011-12-27T08:16:34.885-05:00BlogsEight blogs for one girl...<div>Too much for me to handle,</div><div>Or perhaps one more? </div>Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-47645609299644504682011-12-27T08:13:00.003-05:002011-12-27T08:14:13.091-05:00Pointy BootsWinklepickers - WOW!<br />
It sounds like a naughty word...<br />
Then you look it up.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-31462190573483595972011-12-23T13:50:00.001-05:002011-12-30T09:52:40.886-05:00Bathroom ScaleYou naughty liar,<br />
You evil, torturous thing...<br />
I'm worth so much more.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-9658288950306909112011-12-15T12:04:00.000-05:002011-12-15T12:04:53.120-05:00JackOh, sweet dog of mine,<br />
please do not eat broccoli<br />
ever again. Wow!Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-42120807899433049292011-12-11T15:40:00.000-05:002011-12-11T15:40:28.822-05:00TreeCrooked, lop-sided,<br />
tinsel-less and no more bulbs.<br />
Light up, freaking tree!!!!Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-61184016985355371842011-12-08T12:04:00.002-05:002011-12-08T12:06:15.870-05:00Cramps<div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">If I hear once more</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">'Have a Happy Period,'</div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">I'll shoot the TV.</div>Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-9739306846210519722011-12-08T10:59:00.000-05:002011-12-08T10:59:53.368-05:00HusbandsHusbands amaze me.<br />
You ask them to do something<br />
And maybe they will.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-61617753970806550632011-12-07T05:10:00.000-05:002011-12-07T05:10:30.566-05:00TeethBecause I don't floss,<br />
my teeth plan for protesting.<br />
Occupy Dentist.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-30345547288508459972011-12-07T04:53:00.003-05:002011-12-07T05:16:36.624-05:00Gus<div>Stop! Come! Sit! Wait! No!</div><div>You silly wonderful dog...</div><div>get off my damned foot.</div>Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-12741395567143125012011-12-06T08:40:00.000-05:002011-12-06T08:40:18.752-05:00CoffeeIt wakes me up and<br />
makes me poo, this wondrous mug<br />
of morning magic.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-74261332083829820932011-12-05T09:55:00.003-05:002011-12-05T11:52:23.161-05:00Toilet SeatI never lift it,<br />
and yet I am the one who<br />
cleans under it. Shit.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-31388545074128865762011-12-05T09:52:00.002-05:002011-12-05T10:50:16.661-05:00BillsI'll pay you and you,<br />
But YOU have to wait longer...<br />
Until more checks come.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-22823801949393109312011-12-03T06:00:00.001-05:002011-12-03T06:00:43.009-05:00MiceMice live in the wall<br />
of my office, taunting me.<br />
I'll get you fuckers...Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-5452370860687981152011-12-02T09:35:00.002-05:002011-12-02T09:35:54.313-05:00Huh...Bobby Valentine<br />
for general manager...<br />
That confuses me.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1201578566160267176.post-14506126393266421812011-12-02T08:55:00.004-05:002011-12-02T09:23:56.310-05:00DamnMy vacuum cleaner<br />
broke, so instead I must sweep.<br />
Now THIS really sucks.Susie Rileyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01357140156731042129noreply@blogger.com